Funny Baby Gifts

An exciting experience for any parent is welcoming a new baby into the world. One way that you can support them and celebrate their new baby is gift-giving. You’ll probably need at least a few ideas for some great baby gifts. Buying gifts can be harder than it may seem. Something that parents will appreciate for years to come is a useful gift.

If you’re getting tired of bringing the same old boring baby gifts to every baby shower to a baby’s first birthday to other events, like Christmas, here are a few fresh ideas for you. There are no gag gifts on this list. Here are all the gift items that the baby will need. Why? Because these are funny gift items.

Here are funny baby gifts you can buy and present to a baby on any occasion you choose.

 

Cutie Cocoon and Hat Swaddle Set

 

Itzy Ritzy Cocoon and Hat Swaddle Set, Cutie Cocoon Includes Name Announcement Card and Matching Jersey Knit Cocoon and Hat Set, Perfect for Newborn Photos, for Ages 0 to 3 Months, Blue Stars

Itzy Ritzy’s Cutie Cocoon swaddle is designed to hug baby for cocoon-like snugness gently. It provides an enclosed feeling to your little one, and used in the womb along with an adorable, Instagram-worthy pattern! The cocoon provides warmth and security while the coordinating hat makes the perfect accessory when documenting milestones or special occasions.

 

Green Toys Baby Toy Starter Set

Green Toys Baby Toy Starter Set (First Keys, Stacking Cups, Elephant)

These are not your typical baby toys. The Green Toys Baby Toy Starter Set is consist of recycled milk jugs. It is assembled and manufactured in the USA. Also, it is 100% post-consumer recycled plastic milk jugs (HDPE number 2 plastic) that reduce greenhouse gas emissions and save energy with no external coatings, dye, or paints. The super-safe, durable toys are safe and fun for little ones, also good for the earth. They’re also packaged in recyclable and recycled materials with no plastic films or twist ties, and printed with soy ink.

 

Multi-Function Baby Travel Backpack

 

Large Diaper Bag, Chuntianli Baby Nappy Tote Bag Maternity Diaper Shoulder Bag Organizer Multi-Function Travel Backpack with Strap, Nappy Changing Pad, Insulated Pockets for Mom Dad Baby

It is not just a regular travel backpack. The Multi-Function Baby Travel Backpack is comfortable to find wherever you go and has multiple compartments with interior pockets to keep your essentials together.

It has a detachable folding baby changing mat fit into the diaper bag that folds compactly or changes on the go.

It is made of durable and water-resistant material, which will last for years. Also, it has wipeable water and spill-resistant repellent polyester interior lining which is easy to clean, no worry about splashed liquid, spilled milk, or wet diapers.

 

Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Game & Learn Controller

 

Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Game & Learn Controller, Multicolor

The Laugh & Learn Game & Learn Controller is loaded with hands-on activities. It includes clicker and toggle bumpers for excellent motor play, a D-pad with number buttons ready for pushing, a joystick to press for sung songs, and fun face buttons that start up the shape, color, and letter-learning action.

 

A Head Start on Science, Second Edition 

 

A Head Start on Science, Second Edition: Encouraging a Sense of Wonder - PB208E2 (English and Spanish)

Children take advantage of lively opportunities for science learning as they explore the natural world. The book is an all-in-one resource for teachers and caregivers from prep to grade 2. Also, each lesson includes connections to centers and children’s literature, assessment guides, and bonus activities written in Spanish and English and a follow-up activity. It lets the families continue the fun and learning at home.

 

Funny Baby Pacifier

 

Funny Baby Pacifier | Kissable Mustache Pacifier | Baby Pacifier | Gentleman Mustache | Cute Baby Handlebar | Gift Skull Pacifiers, BPA Free, Latex Free, 3 Pack (Pink+Black)

Funny Baby Pacifier has different sizes and designs. The pacifier can be sterilized and is dishwasher safe. It has high-quality food-grade silicone materials, phthalate-free, pacifiers are BPA-free, and PVC-free. It is non-toxic and has an eco-friendly material. Also, it conforms to pacifier safety requirements so the baby can safely chew and clean very quickly. What you need to do is wash or boil the feeder nipple in warm soapy water, unlike other products that use a mesh.

 

Baby Bandana Drool Bibs

 

TheAZBaby Baby Bandana Drool Bibs for Boys and Girls, Organic, Plain colors, Unisex 8 Pack Baby Shower Gift Set for Teething and Drooling, Soft Absorbent and Hypoallergenic ( Solid Colors )

Hipster Kid Bandana Bibs are free of BPA, PVC, and Phthalate to cover the delicate skin of your children. The top layer is from 100% light cotton, and the back is 100% polyester. Bandana bibs hold the infant dry. Every collar has two layers of extra absorbency. It is also suitable for infant teething. The durable and unisex bandana bib style comes in a range of colors and designs for a new baby in your life.

 

Baby Nasal Aspirator

 

Baby Nasal Aspirator - Electric Nose Suction for Baby - Automatic Booger Sucker for Infants - Battery Powered Snot Sucker Mucus Remover for Kids Toddlers

It looks like a horrible gift, but it’s probably the most valuable item on the entire list. The new parents would need a safe way to squeeze the snot out of their precious child’s nose. It has music and an LCD screen display to comfort babies who may experience anxiety with charged objects.

 

MoBoleez Breastfeeding Hat

 

MoBoleez Breastfeeding Hat - Best Nursing Cover Ever: Camo Baby

Breastfeeding is not always easy when you’re not at home. It can be a pain to be displayed in an uncomfortable, restrictive, bulky, hot, breastfeeding cover, or blanket. It is always a top choice for baby showers. The mama-to-be will wow with this unique and dazzling gift, which is very useful.

 

Lactation Massager

LaVie Lactation Massager, Rose, Breastfeeding Support for Clogged Ducts, Mastitis, Improve Milk Flow, Engorgement, Medical Grade

The initial model with its three uniquely built sides and various stimulation modes, combine to create a convenient and efficient lactation device that is quick for all mothers to use. Using a lactation massager will help to ease discomfort induced by stinging, plugging, and breast redness, tenderness, and other breastfeeding conditions. Attach a massager to the breastfeeding treatment package as a prevention aid for certain breastfeeding complications and suffering. Also, it is to be more successful than hand squeezing, hand massage, and other methods to increase the milk supply and produce improved outcomes.

 

Baby Shusher for Babies

 

Baby Shusher For Babies — Sleep Miracle Soother Sound Machine For New Parents

Using a pure human tone, coax your infant to sleep with a soothing shush — release your precious energy. The product has 15 to 30-minute timers, which ensure long shushing sessions, so even the most resistant sleepers can sleep. Of course, it has adjustable volume management that lets your child relax without having anyone else upset! A portable, easy-to-use style, adjustable wrist brace allows you the option to hold your baby while sleeping, and it also comes with 2 AA batteries. It is constructed of easy-to-clean, healthy, BPA-free stuff.

 

Bamboobies Washable Nursing Pads

 

Bamboobies Washable Nursing Pads For Breastfeeding Variety Pack| Reusable Breast Pads| 4 Pairs| 3 Regular Pairs + 1 Overnight Pair | Multi-Color

They are made of ultra-soft and relaxing bamboo velour. It has an absorbent inner layer of cotton and an outer milk-proof lining to avoid unpleasant leaks further. It includes four sets: 3 sets of Iconic Ultra-Thins for usual, soft bleaching in a light yellow, black and dark blue, and one pair of overnights for extreme bleaching and newborn breastfeeding. Ultra-thin heart-shaped pads are built to be less noticeable through clothes. Place the pads inside your preferred nursing bra or the ultra-soft velvet side of the tank against your neck. Wash the unit warm and dry absolutely on the medium sun.

 

MomWasher Peri Bottle

Peri Bottle for Soothing Postpartum Care. Post Partum 15oz Portable Perineal Bottle with Angled Spout - for Pain Treatment After Childbirth - Labor & Delivery Hospital Bag. Shower Gift.

The hospital sends you a hose to scrub up “over there,” so you’re fighting against nature for the small water cup. It’s made to be kept upside down. 

Efficient: One-way air valve for constant, gentle water pressure right when you need it. 

Ergonomic design: Specially built to hold upside down, with a short neck for quick “under” maneuvering. 

Smart: It speeds up the postpartum recovery cycle and much safer than the hospital squirt bottle.

Portable: It provides a lightweight travel pocket for on-the-go moms.

 

The Big Fat Activity Book

 

The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People (Big Activity Book)

The absolute should-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-and-noise activity book full of quizzes, labyrinths, fill-in-the-blanks, journal entries, and hysteric music on what pregnancy actually feels like. Baby shower presents are no higher than this. A healthier and much more successful alternative to medication for expectant moms, The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant Women can keep you well occupied for the first few wild weeks of postpartum. Thanks to Jordan and Erin for having non-stop belly laughs from page one. That book is certainly going to be on my list of suggestions for anticipating moms for years to come.

Have you ever experienced giving your loved one/s any of the gifts we mentioned above? How was it? Share your thoughts in the comments below!